•Duck
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes.
The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes,
has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes.
The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything,
the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes!
If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!
Q: Why aren't grapes ever lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches!
Q: What did the grape say when he got stepped on?
A: He let out a little wine.
Q: If white wine goes with fish, what do white grapes go with?
A: Sushi!
Q: What did one grape say to another?
A: You've got appeal in bunches!
Q: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice.
•“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.”
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes.
The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes,
has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes.
The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything,
the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes!
If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!
Q: Why aren't grapes ever lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches!
Q: What did the grape say when he got stepped on?
A: He let out a little wine.
Q: If white wine goes with fish, what do white grapes go with?
A: Sushi!
Q: What did one grape say to another?
A: You've got appeal in bunches!
Q: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice.
•“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.”
Grape Stomping Gone Wrong
Disclaimer:
If any of the following feet resemble your own, you may not be permitted to stomp our grapes.
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